There are so many things to say about Taylor Swift’s beigeness. Take, for instance, the way all of her albums sound the same. Or how all of her dresses look the same (long and sparkly). Or how her crowning career achievements would appear, to the uninformed visitor to our world, to be getting yelled at by a scary black man, having pretty hair, and also being dumped a couple times. Everything about Swift’s image is so calculatedly inoffensive that it’s almost a little sickening. She may well be the beigest beige that has ever beiged.
Classification: Blanched Almond
This made me so happy.
